dick-of-saint-vick:

myersandbriggs:

ISFP - Fairy Tales from the Brothers Grimm - Philip Pullman

ISFJ - When I Was A Child I Read Books - Marilynne Robinson

ISTP - The Gunslinger - Stephen King

ISTJ - The Red Badge of Courage - Stephen Crane

ENFP - Vampires in the Lemon Grove - Karen Russell

ENFJ - Behind the Beautiful Forevers - Katherine Boo

ENTP - Both Flesh and Not - David Foster Wallace

ENTJ - Atlas Shrugged - Ayn Rand

ESFP - MaddAddam - Margaret Atwood

ESFJ - Stay Me, Oh Comfort Me - M.F.K. Fisher

ESTP - The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle

ESTJ - The Art of Winning an Unfair Game - Michael Lewis

INFP - Levels of Life - Julian Barnes

INFJ - The Marriage Plot - Jeffrey Eugenides

INTP - Brave New World - Aldous Huxley

INTJ - Labyrinths - Jorge Luis Borges


…I don’t think I’ve ever seen ENTJs insulted like that before.

I’m so upset right now


Aang deals with cultural appropriation - (x)


Aang deals healthily with cultural appropriation when he isn’t also under ridiculous stress about the world falling apart - (x) 
Aang deals with cultural appropriation - (x)


Aang deals healthily with cultural appropriation when he isn’t also under ridiculous stress about the world falling apart - (x) 
Aang deals with cultural appropriation - (x)


Aang deals healthily with cultural appropriation when he isn’t also under ridiculous stress about the world falling apart - (x)

Aang deals with cultural appropriation - (x)

Aang deals healthily with cultural appropriation when he isn’t also under ridiculous stress about the world falling apart - (x)

(via okayla)

Good Guy Gawain

actual (paraphrased) exchange between Gawain and his host’s wife in Sir Gawain and the Green Knight

Gawain: Yeah I don’t like to make the first move because if I’m rejected it’s no bueno, don’t want to upset the ladies

Lady: Yooooooo but you’re so strong you could probably just rape a crazy chick who said no

Gawain: Ummmmm I could? but? We don’t do that where I’m from.*

*in Camelot, we just magically disguise ourselves when to get around consent

iknownothingsmakingsense:

from-james-to-lily:

angrydumpling:

janiegirly07:

diospyros-crassiflora:

HOLY WHAT
MY MIND HAS BEEN BLOWN
THAT NEVER HAPPENS WITH HARRY POTTER
ESPECIALLY NOT WITH MINERVA MCGONAGALL
OMFG MY WHOLE LIFE IS WHAT

WHAT WHAT WHAT

Oh my god, she was GORGEOUS. 

WAIT WHAT WHAT’S GOING ON

If y’all ever thought Minerva was anything short of stunning when she was young, you have been fooled. This witch was a heart breaker, and could spell circles around anyone. Brains and beauty with that lovely lady.
iknownothingsmakingsense:

from-james-to-lily:

angrydumpling:

janiegirly07:

diospyros-crassiflora:

HOLY WHAT
MY MIND HAS BEEN BLOWN
THAT NEVER HAPPENS WITH HARRY POTTER
ESPECIALLY NOT WITH MINERVA MCGONAGALL
OMFG MY WHOLE LIFE IS WHAT

WHAT WHAT WHAT

Oh my god, she was GORGEOUS. 

WAIT WHAT WHAT’S GOING ON

If y’all ever thought Minerva was anything short of stunning when she was young, you have been fooled. This witch was a heart breaker, and could spell circles around anyone. Brains and beauty with that lovely lady.
iknownothingsmakingsense:

from-james-to-lily:

angrydumpling:

janiegirly07:

diospyros-crassiflora:

HOLY WHAT
MY MIND HAS BEEN BLOWN
THAT NEVER HAPPENS WITH HARRY POTTER
ESPECIALLY NOT WITH MINERVA MCGONAGALL
OMFG MY WHOLE LIFE IS WHAT

WHAT WHAT WHAT

Oh my god, she was GORGEOUS. 

WAIT WHAT WHAT’S GOING ON

If y’all ever thought Minerva was anything short of stunning when she was young, you have been fooled. This witch was a heart breaker, and could spell circles around anyone. Brains and beauty with that lovely lady.

iknownothingsmakingsense:

from-james-to-lily:

angrydumpling:

janiegirly07:

diospyros-crassiflora:

HOLY WHAT

MY MIND HAS BEEN BLOWN

THAT NEVER HAPPENS WITH HARRY POTTER

ESPECIALLY NOT WITH MINERVA MCGONAGALL

OMFG MY WHOLE LIFE IS WHAT

WHAT WHAT WHAT

Oh my god, she was GORGEOUS. 

WAIT WHAT WHAT’S GOING ON

If y’all ever thought Minerva was anything short of stunning when she was young, you have been fooled. This witch was a heart breaker, and could spell circles around anyone. Brains and beauty with that lovely lady.

(via feelsforeverything)

awgusteen:


n1ghtcrwler:

b-lynninja:

umiko-hitara:

poisonpawz:

zftw:

voyagebysexualdiscovery:

Uh oh

wouldn’t that be awkward

Can I get some credible sources?

Here’s one
and another
and one more for the road

…..

"Hey, we found a book put together 500 years after the events they describe which contradict the accounts written in the first 100 years after the events. This is the only evidence needed to destroy a movement that has literally survived everything ever, including the original creation of this very same document!" - the internet, every other week.

But the Vatican is in awe! I know this tumblr post suuuure changed my religion. Checkmate Christians.


Saying everything in Aramaic is an authentic account of Christ’s life is saying that everything written in English is an authentic account of JFK’s assassination.

The earliest scripture sources are from ~50AD. The earliest gospel is from around ~70AD.  Those are, respectively, 20 and 40 years after the fact.

In today’s terms, that’s like someone today writing about the Clinton Impeachment or Watergate.  Not perfect, but probably writing within one’s own life or maybe just before.

Let’s keep going.  Matthew and Luke were written 80-90s — 50-60 years after the fact.  That’s like us writing about the 1950s-early 1960s.  Like Mad Men.

The very latest book of the NT is from about 150, so 120 years later. But hey, it isn’t an account of Jesus’ life.  It’s just a letter within the Church.  So okay.

This ground-breaking source is estimated at 500 AD.  That’s like me writing about Henry the Fucking Eighth and claiming I know what really happened.  That far after an event, people are more writing in response to other responses than putting forth an actual account.

Was there some weirdo group that believed Jesus was a prophet but not a Son of God and not crucified or not resurrected? Yeah, probably.  Mohammad would teach that a century or so later.  That doesn’t make it any more true (or any more false). awgusteen:


n1ghtcrwler:

b-lynninja:

umiko-hitara:

poisonpawz:

zftw:

voyagebysexualdiscovery:

Uh oh

wouldn’t that be awkward

Can I get some credible sources?

Here’s one
and another
and one more for the road

…..

"Hey, we found a book put together 500 years after the events they describe which contradict the accounts written in the first 100 years after the events. This is the only evidence needed to destroy a movement that has literally survived everything ever, including the original creation of this very same document!" - the internet, every other week.

But the Vatican is in awe! I know this tumblr post suuuure changed my religion. Checkmate Christians.


Saying everything in Aramaic is an authentic account of Christ’s life is saying that everything written in English is an authentic account of JFK’s assassination.

The earliest scripture sources are from ~50AD. The earliest gospel is from around ~70AD.  Those are, respectively, 20 and 40 years after the fact.

In today’s terms, that’s like someone today writing about the Clinton Impeachment or Watergate.  Not perfect, but probably writing within one’s own life or maybe just before.

Let’s keep going.  Matthew and Luke were written 80-90s — 50-60 years after the fact.  That’s like us writing about the 1950s-early 1960s.  Like Mad Men.

The very latest book of the NT is from about 150, so 120 years later. But hey, it isn’t an account of Jesus’ life.  It’s just a letter within the Church.  So okay.

This ground-breaking source is estimated at 500 AD.  That’s like me writing about Henry the Fucking Eighth and claiming I know what really happened.  That far after an event, people are more writing in response to other responses than putting forth an actual account.

Was there some weirdo group that believed Jesus was a prophet but not a Son of God and not crucified or not resurrected? Yeah, probably.  Mohammad would teach that a century or so later.  That doesn’t make it any more true (or any more false). awgusteen:


n1ghtcrwler:

b-lynninja:

umiko-hitara:

poisonpawz:

zftw:

voyagebysexualdiscovery:

Uh oh

wouldn’t that be awkward

Can I get some credible sources?

Here’s one
and another
and one more for the road

…..

"Hey, we found a book put together 500 years after the events they describe which contradict the accounts written in the first 100 years after the events. This is the only evidence needed to destroy a movement that has literally survived everything ever, including the original creation of this very same document!" - the internet, every other week.

But the Vatican is in awe! I know this tumblr post suuuure changed my religion. Checkmate Christians.


Saying everything in Aramaic is an authentic account of Christ’s life is saying that everything written in English is an authentic account of JFK’s assassination.

The earliest scripture sources are from ~50AD. The earliest gospel is from around ~70AD.  Those are, respectively, 20 and 40 years after the fact.

In today’s terms, that’s like someone today writing about the Clinton Impeachment or Watergate.  Not perfect, but probably writing within one’s own life or maybe just before.

Let’s keep going.  Matthew and Luke were written 80-90s — 50-60 years after the fact.  That’s like us writing about the 1950s-early 1960s.  Like Mad Men.

The very latest book of the NT is from about 150, so 120 years later. But hey, it isn’t an account of Jesus’ life.  It’s just a letter within the Church.  So okay.

This ground-breaking source is estimated at 500 AD.  That’s like me writing about Henry the Fucking Eighth and claiming I know what really happened.  That far after an event, people are more writing in response to other responses than putting forth an actual account.

Was there some weirdo group that believed Jesus was a prophet but not a Son of God and not crucified or not resurrected? Yeah, probably.  Mohammad would teach that a century or so later.  That doesn’t make it any more true (or any more false). awgusteen:


n1ghtcrwler:

b-lynninja:

umiko-hitara:

poisonpawz:

zftw:

voyagebysexualdiscovery:

Uh oh

wouldn’t that be awkward

Can I get some credible sources?

Here’s one
and another
and one more for the road

…..

"Hey, we found a book put together 500 years after the events they describe which contradict the accounts written in the first 100 years after the events. This is the only evidence needed to destroy a movement that has literally survived everything ever, including the original creation of this very same document!" - the internet, every other week.

But the Vatican is in awe! I know this tumblr post suuuure changed my religion. Checkmate Christians.


Saying everything in Aramaic is an authentic account of Christ’s life is saying that everything written in English is an authentic account of JFK’s assassination.

The earliest scripture sources are from ~50AD. The earliest gospel is from around ~70AD.  Those are, respectively, 20 and 40 years after the fact.

In today’s terms, that’s like someone today writing about the Clinton Impeachment or Watergate.  Not perfect, but probably writing within one’s own life or maybe just before.

Let’s keep going.  Matthew and Luke were written 80-90s — 50-60 years after the fact.  That’s like us writing about the 1950s-early 1960s.  Like Mad Men.

The very latest book of the NT is from about 150, so 120 years later. But hey, it isn’t an account of Jesus’ life.  It’s just a letter within the Church.  So okay.

This ground-breaking source is estimated at 500 AD.  That’s like me writing about Henry the Fucking Eighth and claiming I know what really happened.  That far after an event, people are more writing in response to other responses than putting forth an actual account.

Was there some weirdo group that believed Jesus was a prophet but not a Son of God and not crucified or not resurrected? Yeah, probably.  Mohammad would teach that a century or so later.  That doesn’t make it any more true (or any more false).

awgusteen:

n1ghtcrwler:

b-lynninja:

umiko-hitara:

poisonpawz:

zftw:

voyagebysexualdiscovery:

Uh oh

wouldn’t that be awkward

Can I get some credible sources?

Here’s one

and another

and one more for the road

…..

"Hey, we found a book put together 500 years after the events they describe which contradict the accounts written in the first 100 years after the events. This is the only evidence needed to destroy a movement that has literally survived everything ever, including the original creation of this very same document!" - the internet, every other week.

But the Vatican is in awe! I know this tumblr post suuuure changed my religion. Checkmate Christians.

Saying everything in Aramaic is an authentic account of Christ’s life is saying that everything written in English is an authentic account of JFK’s assassination.

The earliest scripture sources are from ~50AD. The earliest gospel is from around ~70AD.  Those are, respectively, 20 and 40 years after the fact.

In today’s terms, that’s like someone today writing about the Clinton Impeachment or Watergate.  Not perfect, but probably writing within one’s own life or maybe just before.

Let’s keep going.  Matthew and Luke were written 80-90s — 50-60 years after the fact.  That’s like us writing about the 1950s-early 1960s.  Like Mad Men.

The very latest book of the NT is from about 150, so 120 years later. But hey, it isn’t an account of Jesus’ life.  It’s just a letter within the Church.  So okay.

This ground-breaking source is estimated at 500 AD.  That’s like me writing about Henry the Fucking Eighth and claiming I know what really happened.  That far after an event, people are more writing in response to other responses than putting forth an actual account.

Was there some weirdo group that believed Jesus was a prophet but not a Son of God and not crucified or not resurrected? Yeah, probably.  Mohammad would teach that a century or so later.  That doesn’t make it any more true (or any more false).

avatarjenny:

daily reminder that kyoshi was technically roku’s guide

"ROKU YOU FUCKING PANSY IF YOU HAD JUST BURNED THE FUCKER WHEN I TOLD YOU TO SHIT WOULDN’T GOING DOWN"

"YOU COULD BE BATHING IN HIS BLOOD BUT NOOOOOOOOO"

"AND NOW YOUR REINCARNATION IS AN EVEN BIGGER PANSY CONGRATULATIONS ROKU YOU RUINED EVERYTHING"

(via furious-baratheon)

tierracita:

Can everyone please start proactively telling their white girl friends not to do dia de los muertos facepaint for halloween, especially white folks telling other white folks. I know it’s early september but you can never start to early on curtailing this bullshit. 

If you are doing dia de los muertos facepaint, decorations, anything because it’s “cute” or “different” or “exotic,” back the fuck away.

On the other hand, if you embrace another tradition’s religious celebration because it holds meaning for you, or you are Christian and celebrating it because it’s really the best Hallowtide celebration in the world, you shouldn’t get lumped into the same category.  Dressing up in costumes is also a syncretic pre-Christian tradition from a specific culture, and it has a lot less to do with the Christian holidays tbqh — many European cultures have an old way of celebrating the dead but we have lost a lot of it (see the danse macabre).  It’s not much wonder that people gravitate toward the most visible and lively celebration that fills this void.  And let’s not forget that Mexico is not all POC okay like Dia de los Muertos is a native celebration that became fused with an imperial culture and religion and it has become part of Mexican culture writ large, including white Mexicans.

Nuance is a good thing.  You give “friendly reminders” with no nuance, you are the reason anti-sjw assholes think eating a quesadilla is appropriation.

HOWEVER IF YOU WANT TO CELEBRATE DIA DE LOS MUERTOS YOU SHOULD GO SEE THE BOOK OF LIFE BECAUSE IT’S MADE BY MEXICAN ARTISTS AND IT’S GOING TO BE THE BOMB DIG

(via anachronizomai)

rettaroo:

fiorinda-chancellor:

setbabiesonfire:

swallowedwholeinnegatives:

What does this mean?

That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask.

It means that this is one of the best ways to pile up rocks and not have them fall down for a long time.

  (via life-of-a-fanatic)

(via lucrezianoin)

collegehumor:

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I’m Adam.

-And I’m Emily.

We make “funny videos” on the Internet.

-But soon, we might not be able to.

That’s because…

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…net neutrality is in jeopardy. Net Neutrality is the principle that says ISPs can’t discriminate between different types of traffic.

That means that…

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…whether you’re a bedroom music producer, a couple on an amateur porn site, or just someone with a start up idea - you get access to the same users as Netflix, Facebook or Amazon. On the Internet, anyone can succeed.

But…

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…America’s ISPs wanna set up a pay-for-play system where rich companies pay extra to get to those users first.

If this happens…

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…instead of a wonderful playground if innovation that it is now, the Internet will become like cable TV where you can only get stuff that’s been pre-approved by a bunch of old rich guys.

Ten years from now…

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…your Internet bill could be a bigger “fustercluck” than your cable bill.

Now, you might be thinking…

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…isn’t the government supposed to protect me from fragrant doucheholery like this?

Unfortunately…

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…the former chairman of the FCC (government agency that’s SUPPOSED to protect you) is now the cable industry’s head lobbyist. And another former cable industry lobbyist is now the CURRENT head of the FCC.

So…

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…we can’t trust the FCC to make the right decision on their own. That’s why WE need to protect the Internet we love. The chaotic, AWESOME, often quite weird, place where literally everyone’s voice can be heard.

In a few months…

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…the FCC will approve this festering soal of proposal unless we speak up. The Internet is one of the few places where human voices speak louder than money. So while that’s still the case, let’s use those voices. Go to DEARFCC.ORG and tell them to protect Net Neutrality. Thanks for doing your part to protect the Internet.

—-

Contact FCC at https://dearfcc.org/

IF DEARFCC.ORG IS DOWN, simply go to good oldhttp://www.savetheinternet.com/

All GIFS are courtesy of our new friend, RANDY!

—-

Source Video

(via cassycas)

“When we Anglicans explain what we stand for to other people, we say to them not just “Come and read our documents; come and argue about theology with us’, but ‘Come and pray with us; come and worship with us’. It is that which is characteristic, and it is that that some other Christian confessions have found very hard to understand.”

Archbishop Michael Ramsey (1904-1988), quoted in Through the Year with Michael Ramsey.  (via jondrowe)

also a reminder of what we should say we stand for, not “we can drink and we’re not stupid like those other Christians”

(via paulstead)

mothbug:

real talk does anyone ever just take a moment to appreciate the flawless combination that is cheese and tomatoes

cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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c h e e s e  a n d  t o m a t o e s

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you forgot cheese and tomatoes

and cheese and tomatoes

(via slayerofastolat)

phosphorae:

clearbay:

I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT 

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(via anachronizomai)

congenitalprogramming:

dedenne:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

which is even funnier because she’s the reason lesbians are called lesbians. she was know as sappho of lesbos and her poems were all about her love for women

no im totally not a lesbo my super actual husband is dick allcocks from man island i’m megahet

Hi Sappho wrote about both men and women thanks carry on

(via nothingman)

pepperandpals:

thepacificparrotlet:

wordsonbirds:

PLEASE consider donating to help preserve these amazing macaws!
I’ve gone blue as well as donated so please consider the same! Every amount helps the conservation efforts.
thepacificparrotlet ‘s Challenge Video
I hereby challengebetterthandarkchocolate, darktanion and xxxtheherpfreakxxx to #GoBlue for the Blue Throated Macaw!

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES 
THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

Jacie you are seriously the most amazing person.
pepperandpals:

thepacificparrotlet:

wordsonbirds:

PLEASE consider donating to help preserve these amazing macaws!
I’ve gone blue as well as donated so please consider the same! Every amount helps the conservation efforts.
thepacificparrotlet ‘s Challenge Video
I hereby challengebetterthandarkchocolate, darktanion and xxxtheherpfreakxxx to #GoBlue for the Blue Throated Macaw!

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES 
THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

Jacie you are seriously the most amazing person.
pepperandpals:

thepacificparrotlet:

wordsonbirds:

PLEASE consider donating to help preserve these amazing macaws!
I’ve gone blue as well as donated so please consider the same! Every amount helps the conservation efforts.
thepacificparrotlet ‘s Challenge Video
I hereby challengebetterthandarkchocolate, darktanion and xxxtheherpfreakxxx to #GoBlue for the Blue Throated Macaw!

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES 
THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

Jacie you are seriously the most amazing person.
pepperandpals:

thepacificparrotlet:

wordsonbirds:

PLEASE consider donating to help preserve these amazing macaws!
I’ve gone blue as well as donated so please consider the same! Every amount helps the conservation efforts.
thepacificparrotlet ‘s Challenge Video
I hereby challengebetterthandarkchocolate, darktanion and xxxtheherpfreakxxx to #GoBlue for the Blue Throated Macaw!

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES 
THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

Jacie you are seriously the most amazing person.
pepperandpals:

thepacificparrotlet:

wordsonbirds:

PLEASE consider donating to help preserve these amazing macaws!
I’ve gone blue as well as donated so please consider the same! Every amount helps the conservation efforts.
thepacificparrotlet ‘s Challenge Video
I hereby challengebetterthandarkchocolate, darktanion and xxxtheherpfreakxxx to #GoBlue for the Blue Throated Macaw!

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES 
THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

Jacie you are seriously the most amazing person.
pepperandpals:

thepacificparrotlet:

wordsonbirds:

PLEASE consider donating to help preserve these amazing macaws!
I’ve gone blue as well as donated so please consider the same! Every amount helps the conservation efforts.
thepacificparrotlet ‘s Challenge Video
I hereby challengebetterthandarkchocolate, darktanion and xxxtheherpfreakxxx to #GoBlue for the Blue Throated Macaw!

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES 
THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

Jacie you are seriously the most amazing person.
pepperandpals:

thepacificparrotlet:

wordsonbirds:

PLEASE consider donating to help preserve these amazing macaws!
I’ve gone blue as well as donated so please consider the same! Every amount helps the conservation efforts.
thepacificparrotlet ‘s Challenge Video
I hereby challengebetterthandarkchocolate, darktanion and xxxtheherpfreakxxx to #GoBlue for the Blue Throated Macaw!

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES 
THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

Jacie you are seriously the most amazing person.
pepperandpals:

thepacificparrotlet:

wordsonbirds:

PLEASE consider donating to help preserve these amazing macaws!
I’ve gone blue as well as donated so please consider the same! Every amount helps the conservation efforts.
thepacificparrotlet ‘s Challenge Video
I hereby challengebetterthandarkchocolate, darktanion and xxxtheherpfreakxxx to #GoBlue for the Blue Throated Macaw!

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES 
THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

Jacie you are seriously the most amazing person.
pepperandpals:

thepacificparrotlet:

wordsonbirds:

PLEASE consider donating to help preserve these amazing macaws!
I’ve gone blue as well as donated so please consider the same! Every amount helps the conservation efforts.
thepacificparrotlet ‘s Challenge Video
I hereby challengebetterthandarkchocolate, darktanion and xxxtheherpfreakxxx to #GoBlue for the Blue Throated Macaw!

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES 
THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

Jacie you are seriously the most amazing person.
pepperandpals:

thepacificparrotlet:

wordsonbirds:

PLEASE consider donating to help preserve these amazing macaws!
I’ve gone blue as well as donated so please consider the same! Every amount helps the conservation efforts.
thepacificparrotlet ‘s Challenge Video
I hereby challengebetterthandarkchocolate, darktanion and xxxtheherpfreakxxx to #GoBlue for the Blue Throated Macaw!

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES 
THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

Jacie you are seriously the most amazing person.

pepperandpals:

thepacificparrotlet:

wordsonbirds:

PLEASE consider donating to help preserve these amazing macaws!

I’ve gone blue as well as donated so please consider the same! Every amount helps the conservation efforts.

thepacificparrotlet ‘s Challenge Video

I hereby challenge

betterthandarkchocolate, darktanion and xxxtheherpfreakxxx to #GoBlue for the Blue Throated Macaw!

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES 

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

Jacie you are seriously the most amazing person.

(via feelsforeverything)

wraisedbywolves:

bilesandthesourwolf:

whizzbees:

Currently drinking: The best Butterbeer I have ever tasted.

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I just made this and it’s absolutely delicious! 

Silencing please make me this it sounds magical.

(via feelsforeverything)